1. People who, when they don't get a joke, either have to point out that your comment was wrong (when you were just being sarcastic), or tell you they don't get it. Just assume the line was funny, goddamnit, and move on.
2. People who consider themselves the protectors of the road. They drive in the left hand lane, going 5 miles over the speed limit, and never move over as you approach them. They think it's their fucking job to make sure people don't go too fast. If you're one of these people, get out of the fucking passing lane, asshole.
3. People who scoff at my surfing of internet forums, but then spend 3 hours on their fantasy football league every week.
4. People who write checks at the grocery store. This is the 21st Century, use a fucking debit card. My show is coming on in 10 minutes, and you're holding me up.
Watching: Lost, Heroes, 24, Criminal Minds Listening: Brobdingnagian Bards Reading: The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman Playing: Final Fantasy XII Eating: Healthy...er Doing: Running... hopefully Wishing:
Comic Quote of the Week
"It's trying to end the suffering of everything. Do you want to discuss our options? Maybe together we can, you know, workshop?"
"Okay, best way to stop a ten-story godlike monster from destroying existence? I'm gonna go with hitting, you have anything?"
AKA: Ozymandias, DrOzymandias, Darth Angelus, Darque Feonix, Trip McNeely Kicking ass for: 29 years Job: UWing Systems Design Specialist Walking Theme: Believe It Or Not by Joey Scarbury Most watched movie: The Princess Bride Most read book: The Dark Tower Series by Stephen King
"Let a man get away with fuckin' you once, you stay bent over so's he can fuck you again whenever he damn well pleases. An' if one man can do it? Another will too. An' another, an' another still. So's being fucked, that's yer life. 'Til who you were, you ain't. 'Cause all you are is an asshole." 100 Bullets #42