I Am John's Stomach Pains. On The Precipice of Mediocrity, Teetering |
Tuesday, June 28, 2005 Sick Thought I'd pop in and give a heads up for why I've been absent for a while. Went to a Chinese buffet on Saturday night before going to see Revenge of the Sith again (which I actually liked a tad more... a tad), and the next morning I woke up with insane stomach pains. After rolling around in bed until 1, I spent the rest of the day... well, let's not mince worse: exploding. It was crazy, almost like I had a hangover, even though I hadn't had anything to drink the night before. Food poisoning will do that Anyway, after a scare in which I thought there was blood in my stomach (I quickly realized it was the red slushy I had drank the night before instead) I continued my lazy, bedridden Sunday, not even turning the TV on until 6:00. I started feeling a bit better later that night, able to eat a Hot Pocket. The next morning, I got ready for work, but after 3 visits to my namesake before I could even get dressed, I realized I wasn't gonna be able to go to work. This may've been quite possibly my first full sick day in my four years with the company... Bypassing my restroom shenanigans, cut to today, where I'm feeling only marginally better, and the truth is I shouldn't be at work today either, but I really need to finish this project... sadly, I don't think I'll make it all day... fingers crossed. posted by Holz | 11:26 AM | Rant & Rave, Bitches! (9) 9 Comments:
You should have those tosspots in court, like Pizza Express style fast. By Manchild, at 6/28/2005 3:27 PM Funny you mention that, no joke, my fortune was along the lines of "you will have good health and gain wealth". Swear to God. By Holz, at 6/28/2005 4:24 PM You should ask jay about his bout with food poisoning. Great story. By Stan, at 6/29/2005 4:24 AM
I had some bad chicken for dinner, snapped awake sweating profusely at midnight. Time and space had lost all perspective, extended into infinity and eternity. It took both 3 seconds to cross my room, and 100 trillion years to cross that ocean of eternity that was my room. Everything was 2D. The world was physically present, but paper thin, including myself. I couldn't sleep, read, relax, watch TV, anything. The world was like this for four and a half hours before I passed out. It was not a pleasant food poisoning related experience.
Now when someone said hey, look at this old page of Feonix's, and like a stalker I explored until I found a link to this blog (okay, so it took like a minute and a half, I'm just an efficient stalker), this was not the entry I expected to find. All I can say is ow, and I hope your tummy is settled and better now.
Man, I had forgotten about that food poisinging story Jay... damn, the way you tell that IRL... freaky. By Holz, at 6/30/2005 9:09 AM Yeah, I'd say I'm about 90 - 95%... thanks for asking By Holz, at 6/30/2005 12:24 PM
I know. It blows me away how much time has gone by. I was one of the weeans on the forum, and now I'm in grad-school.
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