I Am John's Stomach Pains.

On The Precipice of Mediocrity, Teetering

Tuesday, June 28, 2005


Thought I'd pop in and give a heads up for why I've been absent for a while. Went to a Chinese buffet on Saturday night before going to see Revenge of the Sith again (which I actually liked a tad more... a tad), and the next morning I woke up with insane stomach pains. After rolling around in bed until 1, I spent the rest of the day... well, let's not mince worse: exploding. It was crazy, almost like I had a hangover, even though I hadn't had anything to drink the night before. Food poisoning will do that

Anyway, after a scare in which I thought there was blood in my stomach (I quickly realized it was the red slushy I had drank the night before instead) I continued my lazy, bedridden Sunday, not even turning the TV on until 6:00. I started feeling a bit better later that night, able to eat a Hot Pocket. The next morning, I got ready for work, but after 3 visits to my namesake before I could even get dressed, I realized I wasn't gonna be able to go to work. This may've been quite possibly my first full sick day in my four years with the company...

Bypassing my restroom shenanigans, cut to today, where I'm feeling only marginally better, and the truth is I shouldn't be at work today either, but I really need to finish this project... sadly, I don't think I'll make it all day... fingers crossed.

posted by Holz | 11:26 AM | Rant & Rave, Bitches! (12)


You should have those tosspots in court, like Pizza Express style fast.

Oh, and until my blog problems are resolved, funny pvp this week.


By Blogger Manchild, at 6/28/2005 3:27 PM  

You were fucked as soon as you read that your fortune cookie said: "Buy much reading material for you shall be sitting long time."

By Blogger Lushy, at 6/28/2005 3:39 PM  

Funny you mention that, no joke, my fortune was along the lines of "you will have good health and gain wealth". Swear to God.

By Blogger Holz, at 6/28/2005 4:24 PM  

You should ask jay about his bout with food poisoning. Great story.

By Blogger Stan, at 6/29/2005 4:24 AM  

I had some bad chicken for dinner, snapped awake sweating profusely at midnight. Time and space had lost all perspective, extended into infinity and eternity. It took both 3 seconds to cross my room, and 100 trillion years to cross that ocean of eternity that was my room. Everything was 2D. The world was physically present, but paper thin, including myself. I couldn't sleep, read, relax, watch TV, anything. The world was like this for four and a half hours before I passed out. It was not a pleasant food poisoning related experience.


By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6/29/2005 7:39 PM  

Now when someone said hey, look at this old page of Feonix's, and like a stalker I explored until I found a link to this blog (okay, so it took like a minute and a half, I'm just an efficient stalker), this was not the entry I expected to find. All I can say is ow, and I hope your tummy is settled and better now.

On a different note, it's been ages, I'd love to catch up.

Rachel (... although you may remember me better by such names as Blink* or Sabre)

By Anonymous Rach, at 6/30/2005 5:23 AM  

Man, I had forgotten about that food poisinging story Jay... damn, the way you tell that IRL... freaky.

And holy crap, Rach, good to hear from you, it's been for-ev-er! No joke, I was just thinking of you recently (as I popped in my ST: First Contact tape you sent me... damn, was that in my freshman year... wow).

The old Hellions are comin' outta the woodwork... just got an email from SG last night... gonna have to pop up over to the XMBB...

By Blogger Holz, at 6/30/2005 9:09 AM  

Hey, are you feeling any better?

By Blogger Kate, at 6/30/2005 11:27 AM  

Yeah, I'd say I'm about 90 - 95%... thanks for asking

By Blogger Holz, at 6/30/2005 12:24 PM  

I know. It blows me away how much time has gone by. I was one of the weeans on the forum, and now I'm in grad-school.

Actually Mike mentioned something about your site, which is what got me looking in the first place.

By Anonymous Rach, at 6/30/2005 4:05 PM  

You should keep your legs crossed, not your fingers!

By Blogger The K Man, at 8/02/2005 1:10 PM  

Do You interesting of [b]Female use of Viagra[/b]? You can find below...
[size=10]>>>[url=http://listita.info/go.php?sid=1][b]Female use of Viagra[/b][/url]<<<[/size]

[b]Bonus Policy[/b]
Order 3 or more products and get free Regular Airmail shipping!
Free Regular Airmail shipping for orders starting with $200.00!

Free insurance (guaranteed reshipment if delivery failed) for orders starting with $300.00!

Generic Viagra (sildenafil citrate; brand names include: Aphrodil / Edegra / Erasmo / Penegra / Revatio / Supra / Zwagra) is an effective treatment for erectile dysfunction regardless of the cause or duration of the problem or the age of the patient.
Sildenafil Citrate is the active ingredient used to treat erectile dysfunction (impotence) in men. It can help men who have erectile dysfunction get and sustain an erection when they are sexually excited.
Generic Viagra is manufactured in accordance with World Health Organization standards and guidelines (WHO-GMP). Also you can find on our sites.
Generic [url=http://viagra.wilantion.ru]Viagra 100mg pills[/url] is made with thorough reverse engineering for the sildenafil citrate molecule - a totally different process of making sildenafil and its reaction. That is why it takes effect in 15 minutes compared to other drugs which take 30-40 minutes to take effect.
[b]viagra without presciption online
viagra uk online a href
sildenafil womens viagra
generic viagra india review
viagra and nitroglycerin
longterm viagra use
free trial viagra
Even in the most sexually liberated and self-satisfied of nations, many people still yearn to burn more, to feel ready for bedding no matter what the clock says and to desire their partner of 23 years as much as they did when their love was brand new.
The market is saturated with books on how to revive a flagging libido or spice up monotonous sex, and sex therapists say “lack of desire” is one of the most common complaints they hear from patients, particularly women.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3/18/2010 2:25 AM  

Post a Comment

Right Now I'm Probably...
Lost, Heroes, 24, Criminal Minds
Brobdingnagian Bards
The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman
Final Fantasy XII
Running... hopefully
My Amazon.com Wish List
Comic Quote of the Week
"It's trying to end the suffering of everything. Do you want to discuss our options? Maybe together we can, you know, workshop?"

"Okay, best way to stop a ten-story godlike monster from destroying existence? I'm gonna go with hitting, you have anything?"

"You took mine."

Wesley and Angel, Angel: After The Fall #15

Who Am I?
Name: Holz
Home: Sonoma County, California
About Me: I'm a comfortador.
See my complete profile

Ozymandias, DrOzymandias, Darth Angelus, Darque Feonix, Trip McNeely
Kicking ass for:
29 years
UWing Systems Design Specialist
Walking Theme:
Believe It Or Not by Joey Scarbury
Most watched movie:
The Princess Bride
Most read book:
The Dark Tower Series by Stephen King

Where Do I Go?
Blogs I Will Most Likely Steal Ideas From
The Past
Some of My Favorite Entries
"Let a man get away with fuckin' you once, you stay bent over so's he can fuck you again whenever he damn well pleases. An' if one man can do it? Another will too. An' another, an' another still. So's being fucked, that's yer life. 'Til who you were, you ain't. 'Cause all you are is an asshole."
100 Bullets #42