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Friday, June 11, 2004

Not A-Fucking-Gain  

This is clownshoes. Fucking clownshoes. I've been driving for about 6, 7 years now, and in that time I've never been ticketed. Now, I've gotten my second moving violation of my life in the span of two weeks, this time for unsafe speed. I was told I was going 57 in a 45. Now, the thing is, I looked at where the cop supposedly "clocked" me, and I just don't think it is physically possible for me to have gotten up to that speed. I turn left out of my work parking lot, and about 200 yds ahead is a turn that the cop says I got up to this speed. The thing is, my car has been sluggish for the past few months, it doesn't have the pickup it used to, and even if it did, I really don't think I could have gotten to that speed unless I had the pedal floored, which I don't remember doing.

The funny thing about the whole thing though, is that like 10 seconds after the cop is up at my window talking to me, there is a fender bender right next to us. Now, I'm thinking luck might just be on my side here, and the guy will let me go and go take care of this. No such luck. He gives me my information back, and tells me to wait while he checks out the accident. Didn't look like anyone had gotten hurt, so that's good.

Anyway, I'm unsure whether I got a fine, because the citation didn't have a total on it, but there may be something that comes in the mail. It just totally sucks that these things just keep piling up (these things are really just the toppings of the crap that is my life at the moment). I must have really pissed of someone upstairs.

posted by Holz | 9:21 AM | Rant & Rave, Bitches! (0)

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