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Monday, September 20, 2004

Moshing to Mickey... It's Oh So Fine  

This weekend was a big office party being hosted by three of the people who got some letters after the last exam sitting (odn't worry, you don't need to know what that means), and I had a great time. Sadly, not as many people showed up as in previous years that I've gone, and I think some may have been scared off due to the fact it was a costume party. Not me, I love costume parties, especially when I don't really need to give a damn anymore because I'm no longer with the group there.

So, my first thought was to go a premature ejaculation, and just wear a pair of jeans (for those not getting the joke, just think about for a second). However, since I'm actually considerate and me without a shirt is not the most pleasing of sights, I held off. But, I still liked the idea of a punny costume, only because I'm known for making horrible puns at work, so why break with tradition. So, I went to the store in the mall, and saw this costume, for a One Night Stand, that just made me laugh out loud. The cashier heard me, and told me now I just have to get. After about 10 seconds of thinking, I agreed, and yep, I had my costume.

The party was fun, with I'd say about 80% of the attendants in costumes. My costume went over great (at least that was my impression), and by the time I got drunk, I already had the lampshade on my head, so no problem there. One great fact about the party was that I didn't break a single bottle! At the last party, no joke, I broke three separate beer bottles in a span of 14 minutes. Not my most shining moment.

Come to think of it, maybe that's why people insisted I drink out of a plastic cup.

Oh well, I had a great time dancing to some great 80's music. At one point, some friends of mine went out on the dance floor and somehow ended up slamming into eachother during Mickey... the only way guys can enjoy that song. The requisite YMCA also came on, always a favorite of mine, and I joined about 6 other people with the lampshade pulled down around my head.

The night ended with a nice dip in a hottub, then me passing out on my ex-bosses couch. All in all, a good night.

posted by Holz | 9:34 AM | Rant & Rave, Bitches! (4)


I dunno Holz... between the frilly hat, men "slamming" to the song Mickey, and listening to the Village People... you've got a few strikes against you!!

Sadly, I still don't get the jeans/prem-E reference. I must be slow. :(

By Blogger k Man, at 9/22/2004 9:02 AM  

Since you're innocent, I'll explain that I was planning on coming in my pants.

The jokes, the jokes! Do they ever start?

By Blogger Holz, at 9/22/2004 10:42 AM  

Har har... man, I'm slow.

By Blogger k Man, at 9/22/2004 5:18 PM  

Kamin, in your defense I didn't get it either.

By Blogger Stan, at 9/23/2004 4:49 AM  

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