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Thursday, December 02, 2004
Dead Babies are Funnier Than Sexist Jokes Over at Defense Against the Ninjas, Stan started a thread to post sexist jokes. I think MC Hairtrigger won that match... but anyway, while I'm always a fan of sexist jokes, my personal favorite are dead baby jokes... I actually think my mom made me a fan of them, she always had good ones. So here's a few of my favorites, feel free to add any of your own:
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A1: Rootbeer, two scoops of vanilla ice cream, two scoops of dead baby
A2: Take your foot of its head when your in the pool.
Q: How did the dead baby cross the road?
A: Its head was stapled to the chicken.
Q: What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
A: You can't use a pitch fork to unload the bowling balls.
/for some reason I think I did this before... maybe it was on the BB posted by Holz | 10:51 AM | Rant & Rave, Bitches! (11)
Q: What is worse than running over a baby in a car?
Either I'm not understanding the nature of this line of jokes or I'm a Puritan... either way I'm not coming near this one.
Can you believe it? This is the first time I've heard any dead baby jokes! I was laughing my ass off at these... well, until that last one by Manchild. Ouch, dude.
Can you believe it? This is the first time I've heard any dead baby jokes! I was laughing my ass off at these... well, until that last one by Manchild. Ouch, dude!
Don't listen to Anon, MC, that last one... man, that is the essence of a dead baby joke... had me and my friend ballin' at our desks
It's good to see people moving away from the PC conversations and having some fun.
You make an old woman very proud! I laughed years off - thanks!
Sadly, I don't know many Jesus jokes. (The obvious "You left the light on" and "Save us an easter egg, I'll be back on Sunday...") And then there's these... (Someone should know better ones...)
This one's from my dad.
You all are a bunch of sick freaks. I happened to come across this site when looking up a different baby site and could not believe what I was reading. The dead baby jokes are horrible and the Jesus jokes are worse, but God is just and I'm sure you all won't be laughing when you're burning in hell!
Q:What do you call a peeled dead baby?
"Let a man get away with fuckin' you once, you stay bent over so's he can fuck you again whenever he damn well pleases. An' if one man can do it? Another will too. An' another, an' another still. So's being fucked, that's yer life. 'Til who you were, you ain't. 'Cause all you are is an asshole."|
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