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Friday, March 31, 2006

Eep Opp Ork Ah-Ah  

Over at Kate's, every Friday she does a random ten songs playing on whatever you're listneing to (I'm a philistine who listens with Windows Media Player). Anyway, today's a bit different as you put your music player of choice on random, and use the songs to answer the questions. Not all of them will make sense, of course. Stan joined in the fun as well.

1) How does the world see you?
Only a Woman - Team America Soundtrack

A very sweet love song... only a woman, can brighten up my day. Only a woman can touch me the right way. Only a woman is allowed to touch me there. All I ask is that you're a woman.

Of course, seeing as how many people assume I'm gay, doesn't really make sense.

2) Will I have a happy life?
Slum Beautiful - Outkast

Don't know the song well, but I'll take it that it'll be rough, but I'll be happy... isn't that just sweet?

3) What do my friends really think of me?
She Has No Time - Keane

Ha! Yeah right... my friends all know that I have nothing but free time. And they also know I'm a dude.

4) Do people secretly lust after me?
Lose Yourself - Eminem

Maybe trailer park trash chicks from Detroit? And if people think they only have one shot at me, would they really lust after me?

5) How can I make myself happy?
If I Had $1000000 (Live) - Barenaked Ladies

Ha! Love this one... despite what other people say (I'm looking at you Ma') I believe money could make me very happy... it doens't hurt that I'm happy to begin with, some cash could only help. Of course the live verison starts with Grade 9, so maybe I should become a high school teacher afterwards...

6) What should I do with my life?
Dolores (Live) - MXPX

Call me superficial, but I'd have a hard time seeing myself growing old with someone named Dolores.

7) Will I ever have children?
Stuck in America - Sugarcult

Some people would say the very defination of having children...

8) What is some good advice for me?
The Way (Live) - Fastball

Drink up the wine, and then abandon my children by the side of the road? Interesting advice.

9) How will I be remembered?
Right Back - Sublime

Does this mean people will think I'm the second coming of Jesus, and that I'll rise form the dead 3 days after I die? Cool

10) What is my signature song?
When The Levee Breaks - A Perfect Circle

Is it appropriate that my signature song is a cover? I do joke that I keep alot of anger bottled up inside, so maybe I have my own internal levee that'll break someday.

11) What do I think my current theme song is?
New Way Home - Foo Fighters

Not sure how to take this one... maybe that I see my life going in a new way home recently? Maybe... Either way... "I'm not scared"

12) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
They Might Be Giants - They Might Be Giants

Just means everyone thinks I'm awesome. Very true.

13) What song will play at my funeral?
Believe - Yellowcard

Sounds almost Scottish, but otherwise, cool and appropriate song... "Everything is gonna be alright, be strong, believe"

14) What type of men/women do I like?
My Son Optimus Prime - Dane Cook

Wasn't gonna include this since it's a comedy track, but if I could find a chick that would allow me to name my son Optimus Prime, that's a keeper.

15) What is my day going to be like?
Brian Wilson (Live) - Barenaked Ladies

Stop by a record shop, spending a day lying in bed, just like Brian Wilson did? Sounds like a perfect day to me.

posted by Holz | 9:27 AM | Rant & Rave, Bitches! (3)

3 Comments:

You know, several of those could be interpreted a little differently....

By Blogger Kate, at 3/31/2006 11:11 AM  


Yeah, like the first one, ya big Nancy.

By Blogger Stan, at 4/03/2006 4:49 AM  


you mis-spelled the title its Orko.... you know the little purple guy from he-man...

By Blogger daveT, at 4/05/2006 4:20 AM  


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