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On The Precipice of Mediocrity, Teetering
Friday, March 31, 2006
Eep Opp Ork Ah-Ah Over at Kate's, every Friday she does a random ten songs playing on whatever you're listneing to (I'm a philistine who listens with Windows Media Player). Anyway, today's a bit different as you put your music player of choice on random, and use the songs to answer the questions. Not all of them will make sense, of course. Stan joined in the fun as well.
1) How does the world see you?
A very sweet love song... only a woman, can brighten up my day. Only a woman can touch me the right way. Only a woman is allowed to touch me there. All I ask is that you're a woman.
Of course, seeing as how many people assume I'm gay, doesn't really make sense.
2) Will I have a happy life?
3) What do my friends really think of me?
Ha! Yeah right... my friends all know that I have nothing but free time. And they also know I'm a dude.
4) Do people secretly lust after me?
Maybe trailer park trash chicks from Detroit? And if people think they only have one shot at me, would they really lust after me?
5) How can I make myself happy?
Ha! Love this one... despite what other people say (I'm looking at you Ma') I believe money could make me very happy... it doens't hurt that I'm happy to begin with, some cash could only help. Of course the live verison starts with Grade 9, so maybe I should become a high school teacher afterwards...
6) What should I do with my life?
7) Will I ever have children?
Some people would say the very defination of having children...
8) What is some good advice for me?
Drink up the wine, and then abandon my children by the side of the road? Interesting advice.
9) How will I be remembered?
Does this mean people will think I'm the second coming of Jesus, and that I'll rise form the dead 3 days after I die? Cool
10) What is my signature song?
Is it appropriate that my signature song is a cover? I do joke that I keep alot of anger bottled up inside, so maybe I have my own internal levee that'll break someday.
11) What do I think my current theme song is?
Not sure how to take this one... maybe that I see my life going in a new way home recently? Maybe... Either way... "I'm not scared"
12) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Just means everyone thinks I'm awesome. Very true.
13) What song will play at my funeral?
Sounds almost Scottish, but otherwise, cool and appropriate song... "Everything is gonna be alright, be strong, believe"
14) What type of men/women do I like?
Wasn't gonna include this since it's a comedy track, but if I could find a chick that would allow me to name my son Optimus Prime, that's a keeper.
15) What is my day going to be like?
Stop by a record shop, spending a day lying in bed, just like Brian Wilson did? Sounds like a perfect day to me.
You know, several of those could be interpreted a little differently....
Yeah, like the first one, ya big Nancy.
you mis-spelled the title its Orko.... you know the little purple guy from he-man...
"Let a man get away with fuckin' you once, you stay bent over so's he can fuck you again whenever he damn well pleases. An' if one man can do it? Another will too. An' another, an' another still. So's being fucked, that's yer life. 'Til who you were, you ain't. 'Cause all you are is an asshole."|
100 Bullets #42