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Monday, January 27, 2003

 

Things That Ruled All Your Asses Yesterday


  • The Daredevil trailer. I was pleasantly surprised they went with Ben, Jen, and Colin instead of the X-Men.
  • Tampa Bay Bucs... sure, I may have been all 'fuck the Bucs' last week, but the Raiders (or more specifically that prick Rich Gannon) got their asses spanked.
  • The Hulk trailer. Bana. Nolte. Connelly. And one big fucking beauty of a CGI Incredible Hulk. Looking like Ang Lee has created a masterpiece.
  • Chris Kattan as Gollum... if you missed the Weekend Update Halftime special, you missed probably the funniest they've been in two seasons. Almost every bit was dead on, but it was Kattan who stole the show drooling over his precious Superbowl ring.
  • The Matrix sequel trailers... my god, when I saw the Hulk, I was ecstatic... but when Fishburne started talking, and Hugo Weaving gave that lil' "Mr. Anderson...", I had a geekgasm the likes you have never seen... I may just have to throw out my pants.
  • Alias: A New Beginning. Last night was easily one of the best hours of television I've ever seen. They could have made this a standalone episode, but what do they do? The completely change the status quo of the show: Syd and Vaughn finally mack on eachother. SD-6 and The Alliance are destroyed. Rutger Fucking Hauer joins the show and is summarily killed by Sydney. My evil clone theory looks to be panning out. Francie is dead. Sark and Sloane orchestrated everything! Only problem? No sexy sexy sexy Lena Olin. If you missed it, you suck, it's that simple.


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