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Wednesday, June 11, 2003

 

I've Officially Become a Yuppie

I caught myself ordering something at the Starbucks counter I never thought I'd hear myself ask for. A Low-fat Mocha. Now, my usual standard is a medium coffee with a double shot of espresso thrown in, but the pills I'm taking are packed full of caffeine, so I don't thinkI require that jumpstart in the morning anymore. So I decided o go for a Mocha instead, because hell, they taste so damn good (and yes, I realize Mochas have espresso shots in them, the irony isn't lost on me).

But today the words 'Low-fat' slipped out of my mouth. I don't think I've ever ordered anything Low-fat. I sure has hell have never ordered a diet drink of any kind. If I ever found myself buying a bottle of Diet Mountain Dew (on purpose) I think I'd have to punch myself in the face. I've done it... it hurts.

God help me if I start ordering my drinks with extra foam... I may just have to kill myself...

posted by Holz | 9:33 AM | Rant & Rave, Bitches! (0)

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