Team America, Fuck Yeah!
I caught the sneak preview of Team America: World Police this weekend, and to say the movie ruled all ballz would be a disservice to the half of the world population sans balls.
I haven't laughed so hard at movie in years... Mark and I both left the movie in pain from being hunched over laughing the entire time, and the entire drive back we kept chuckling to ourselves whenever we thought of a scene or line form the flick. The only thing we were really pissed about was the fact we'd have to wait another week before we had a chance to see it again. Since I'm not great with the whole movie critique, here's some quick hits:
*The puppets are phenomenal... at no point are they distracting... in fact, many of the jokes work two-fold because their puppets...
*This movie has no political agenda. With the title, you'd assume it's leftist propaganda, but Liberal Hollywood gets completely decimated in this movie.
*The sex scene is quite possibly the most hilarious minute I've ever seen on the the big screen. I missed he next two minutes of the movie because I was still laughing so hard. I can't wait to see the unedited version.
*The songs... damn, Trey Parker once again hit it out of the park. In the South Park movie, Trey created probably the most original musical in years, and here he does it again. The theme song, America: Fuck Yeah!, had the audience singing along immediately. And while Kim Jon Il's I'm So Ronery wasn't the hit I thought it would be, it sticks with you for days.
So much more, but damn, if you don't love this movie... Christ on Crutch, you should really just slam your head into a concrete block for a good hour until you either gain a sense of humor, or are knocked into a coma for the rest of your life.
posted by Holz |
10:28 AM |
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"It's trying to end the suffering of everything. Do you want to discuss our options? Maybe together we can, you know, workshop?"
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