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Wednesday, June 08, 2005 I Have Only One Thing To Say Yabba Daba Doo!!! /creationism sites are always hilarious readings, but this one is particularly guffaw-worthy. posted by Holz | 5:14 PM | Rant & Rave, Bitches! (9) 9 Comments:
It's genuinely painful to read that stuff and even more painful to supress the urge to kill, (or at least viciously maim). By Manchild, at 6/09/2005 12:53 AM
wow, Interesting... I like that he says "If you remove the evolutionary framework, get rid of the millions of years, and then take the Bible seriously, you will find an explanation that fits the facts and makes perfect sense:" By Larakin, at 6/09/2005 8:38 AM
I cant get away from it... By Larakin, at 6/09/2005 8:42 AM
Yeah, but that's only usin' tha' uppity science smarts. I'll take the word of a book written thousands of years ago over carbon dating any day. By Holz, at 6/09/2005 8:55 AM
Ba-dum-bum-ching! Nice one Holz. By Stan, at 6/09/2005 9:09 AM
Zinger! By Holz, at 6/09/2005 9:28 AM
Point taken Melissa. By Stan, at 6/09/2005 10:12 AM
Well, I have another book that is divinely inspired. God told me to write it and I did. And by an amazing co-incidence, within this book, (I'm quoting God, you understand) he says that the rest of my book is totally true as well. By Manchild, at 6/09/2005 1:58 PM What gets me about these intellectual zombies, what totally shorts out my empathy circuit, is how they stubbornly refuse to consider the idea that theories like the Big Bang and Natural Selection do nothig to refute the possibility of Yaweh. It only negates books written millenia ago by men that thought disease and catastrophic weather were divine punishments. When someone tells me they believe the bible was written or inspired by god and that it is irrefutable, I do whatever I can to get away from them. , at |
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