On The Precipice of Mediocrity, Teetering
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| I Am John's Stomach Pains. On The Precipice of Mediocrity, Teetering |
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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 48 Hours With Holz, By The Numbers Aside from working my ass of this week, last Sunday and Monday were damn fun: $6.75 - Cost of a movie ticket at 12:50 in the afternoon $8.50 - Cost of refillable rootbeer and popcorn 9:00pm - Time I left the theater, on said ticket 4 - Number of movies I saw (in order, Charlie & The Choc Factory, Sky High, Dukes of Hazzard, Wedding Crashers) 2 - Number of movies I saw that starred both Linda Carter and Kevin Heffernan (both in Dukes and Sky High)... weird. 3 - Refills of soda 1 - Refill of popcorn 5 - Arby Melts I had to get afterwards 'cause I was starving Next day, after work, I went to the final day of the Sonoma Fair: $7.00 - Cost to get in and simply walk around $5.00 - Spent on tickets to go on rides (dollar a ride) 3 - Rides I went on, including Magnum, a crappy roller coaster, and my fav, the Tilt-O-Whirl 21 - Approx. combined age of girls I was partnered with on two of the rides (haven't they ever seen SVU?) 2 - All-out brawls seen at the fair 1 - Person seen running from the cops who was eventually tackled to ground (awesome!) 6 - Deep-fried Oreo's ingested (totally worth the year-long wait!) $12.00 - Cost of a 10 minute massage 37 - Approx. number of times I cursed the guy afterwards for totally destroying my back 2- Fair meals ingested, a Jumbo Turket Leg and a Gyro... yummy 9:30 - Time a helicopter began circling the fair with a spotlight. 9:52 - Time the cops shut down the fair... Sonoma County sucks... posted by Holz | 4:36 PM | Rant & Rave, Bitches! (3) 3 Comments:
5 Arby Melts?
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I still don't get the whole movie hopping thing. Don't you get caught? Especially reentering the theater after refils?
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Yeah, my diet hasn't been working too well. Aside from Fresh Choice salads about twice a week, have not been keeping up with it... just pathetic really.
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"Let a man get away with fuckin' you once, you stay bent over so's he can fuck you again whenever he damn well pleases. An' if one man can do it? Another will too. An' another, an' another still. So's being fucked, that's yer life. 'Til who you were, you ain't. 'Cause all you are is an asshole." 100 Bullets #42 | |||||
