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Friday, June 29, 2007

Think Fast(ing)  

So about a year and half ago I went to the doctors, and afterward I was supposed to get some blood drawn for some tests. I kinda forgot about it. So after going to the docs earlier this week (in a Trip McNeely life-imitating art way, I've got an annoying foot fungus), I'm set to get some tests again... nothing serious, just the usual you know, but it means I have to fast for 12 hours. This includes no water, which honestly, I just find weird.

Anyway, I was actually set to go in today around 11am, after drinking some water before bed. Blew off breakfast and coffee, and it was all set. So at 10:15am, what do I catch myself doing? Eating a handful of goddamn Wasabi Peas that are just sitting next to my desk, out of habit. Damnit! 45 minutes to go, and I completely zone out!

*sigh*

Well, I'm away from the office next week, so I got 2 weeks until my next chance... maybe I should tied a rope around my fingers or something.

Christ, Fat Ass, how hard is it not to eat for a few hours?

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posted by Holz | 12:19 PM | Rant & Rave, Bitches! (2)

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See, they said the only thing I COULD have was water. In fact, the more I drank, the better they could do the whole thing painlessly. Ok, getting light headed from thinking about it. I'm out.

By Blogger Stan, at 7/02/2007 8:42 AM  


Lets skip the why I know nothing about why you are seeing a Dr and just say a loving - Happy Birthday to the best son in the whole world!!! You are my sunshine and one of my two greatest accomplishments - thanks for making me look like the Yoda of Motherhood.

Mom

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7/11/2007 8:34 PM  


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