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On The Precipice of Mediocrity, Teetering

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

To All Those Blaming Minorities  

This Slate article is pretty informative on the questio  that when the government tried to implement more loans to discriminated minorites for homes, it was the cause of the financial crisis we're in.  It wasn't.  Surprise.

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Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Holz: Fortunate Son?  

I don't think I ever mentioned this before, but I have some political blood flowing through my veins.  My great-great-great-grandfather, William Rufus deVane King was Vice President of the United States, for Franklin Pierce.

Last weekend, Andy Rooney mentioned him on 60 minutes in a section on vice president.  Here's the link if you care to see it.

And yeah, I read the gay rumors, too.  Make all the jokes you want.

...ETA: according to this link, King died un-married, and I haven't found any mention of children.  I'm wondering if he's only a great-great-great-granduncle.  If so, that's a family story alot of us have taken for granted.

...hmph.  I actually found his will online, and there's no mention of children.  He was pretty generous though.  His nephew got 65 of his negroes.

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Tuesday, May 27, 2008

5,000 yrs vs 6 Billion  

Interesting study on IQ and belief in biblical literalism. Not really surprising, however there is some interesting explanations as to socio-economic reasons, and causality within the statistical analysis... the follow-up post is also quite informative.

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Monday, March 17, 2008

Utter Shock  

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Midland

"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.

Philadelphia
The Northeast
The Inland North
The South
Boston
The West
North Central
What American accent do you have?
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz


/from DaveT

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Monday, March 03, 2008

Finally, A Funny Garfield  

I haven't enjoyed reading Garfield comics since I was, oh, 9 years old. But who would've guessed all one would need for hilarity is to remove the sad sack of orange fur and leave the real lead of the strip, Jon Arbuckle. Enjoy.

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Monday, October 15, 2007

Left vs. Right Test (Non-Politics)  

Got this link from Sully, and I'm not too sure what to make of it. When I first got to the page, I saw the dancer going counter-clockwise. However, a few seconds later and a re-look I saw her going clockwise, and I've yet to get her to go back to counter-clockwise. I find it strange coming out as a right brained person (even though I'm left-handed), because I always considered myself a logical person, not ruled by flights of fancy. Who knows though, maybe it's crap.

Anyway, have fun at the Right Brain vs. Left Brain Test.

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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Fuck Morals  

Heh, that title's for you, Grandma :-)

Anyway, got a survey link from Sully today on how morals come into play in regards to one's political leanings, and my results are below. Not much of a surprise overall, really. I'm nearly perfectly in line with other liberals in regards to Fairness and Purity (the first is high priority, the second is incredibly subjective and holds little importance to me).

Another non-surprise is how close I am to conservatives in regards to Loyalty and Authority. I'm a strong supporter of law enforcement, and having respect for those who's job it is to enforce order. Case in point, the recent tasering incident from the Kerry speech. Did the campus police go to far? In hindsight, probably, but in cases where one has to make a split second decision, I side with the law nearly every time. It's this simple: stop acting like an asshole, and we won't treat you like an asshole. Do some take their authority too far? Of course they do, but I'm not going to judge a whole group by the bad actions of the few.

Except for Republicans... you sick fucks.

So, interesting poll, doesn't take more than ten minutes. Here's my results:

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Monday, August 13, 2007

Suck It, Righties.  

Today is Left-Hander's Day. Now is the time my brothers and sisters to rise up and fight the establishment that deems us freaks. We have as my much rights as anyone, no pun intended!

And oh yeah, I'm determined to get back into the blogging swing of things this week.

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Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Silly Rabbit  

I've mentioned this online comic to a few people, and I know some of you will get a kick out've it. It's called "Breakfast of the Gods", and it's basically a LOTR type story, populated completly with morning cereal icons. Just click each picture to get to the next page.

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Right Now I'm Probably...
Watching:
Lost, Heroes, 24, Criminal Minds
Listening:
Brobdingnagian Bards
Reading:
The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman
Playing:
Final Fantasy XII
Eating:
Healthy...er
Doing:
Running... hopefully
Wishing:
My Amazon.com Wish List
Comic Quote of the Week
"It's trying to end the suffering of everything. Do you want to discuss our options? Maybe together we can, you know, workshop?"

"Okay, best way to stop a ten-story godlike monster from destroying existence? I'm gonna go with hitting, you have anything?"

"You took mine."


Wesley and Angel, Angel: After The Fall #15



Who Am I?
Name: Holz
Home: Sonoma County, California
About Me: I'm a comfortador.
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AKA:
Ozymandias, DrOzymandias, Darth Angelus, Darque Feonix, Trip McNeely
Kicking ass for:
29 years
Job:
UWing Systems Design Specialist
Walking Theme:
Believe It Or Not by Joey Scarbury
Most watched movie:
The Princess Bride
Most read book:
The Dark Tower Series by Stephen King


Where Do I Go?
Blogs I Will Most Likely Steal Ideas From
The Past
Some of My Favorite Entries
"Let a man get away with fuckin' you once, you stay bent over so's he can fuck you again whenever he damn well pleases. An' if one man can do it? Another will too. An' another, an' another still. So's being fucked, that's yer life. 'Til who you were, you ain't. 'Cause all you are is an asshole."
100 Bullets #42